Birthday Post

(stupid song) "You say it's your birthday. na na na na na. It's my birthday too yeah."

No, no, no, no. No! It's not your birthday too! Don't give me that BS! You just can stand that I'm taking attention off of you for one damn day. Everybody knows your birthday is in July...ass. (what I want to say in response to that stupid song)

Anyway, since it is my birthday today I'm featuring my favorite drool worthy man, kiwi Craig Parker. Enjoy. He really is yummy; just like the fruit.



When I saw this picture my eyes popped out of my head. This is the kind of "chick in the pic" that I like...she getting him naked for us. (from Spartacus: Blood and Sand)



One of the best things about Craig is that he has no qualms about taking his shirt off.



From the NZ show Diplomatic Immunity.



From the same NZ show but here he looks like a bold and beautiful Elf again, but shirtless. (I have a feeling that many would have loved to see Haldir strip.)

Hopes and Dreams

Pan left. Pan left. Pan left damn it!

This brings up a question I've had for awhile; how do you get the job of oiling up the actors' chests? Actually I'd pay to do that for a day...as long as it's Craig or Alex.

Lots of Evil Love

I can not let anyone, not even Alex, have more posts than the sexiest Kiwi ever.

Even his collar bones are sexy. OMG and his shoulder are the best looking shoulders I've ever seen. OH and his arms, oh his arms, I could stare at them for hours. Hmmmm.

Beef-Cake Soup

I'm not feeling well today and last night was worse. I won't go into detail (you're welcome) but I thought some soup may make me feel better. ;-)



OK! Keith, you go to the store get me ginger ale and saltines.

Rock, you make me some soup and toast.



Craig, crawl into bed with me and read me a story until I fall asleep.

And Kevin, you send me sweet dreams, OK?

Everyone have their assignments? Good. I should be feeling fine in no time. :-)

To Awaken

I would really, really, really, really like to wake-up one morning and find this guy in my kitchen pouring me coffee.

*sigh*

One for Group Bathing

I've said it before; Bath time is the Best time!

Evil likes to be well groomed, so Darken Rahl tries to take a calm bath while planning world domination. A stupid little witch interrupts him though; totally uncouth.

Look at that water. Now admit it you wanta jump in there with him.

Ohh, the fun I would have.


For some reason I wanted him to dunk his whole head in the water, I really don't know why.

Once again, thank you Hulu for all that you dolu. (sorry had to say it)

One for the Dark Side

Behold the great Lord Darken Rahl.

It was the show Legend of The Seeker that introduced me to Craig Parker (most know him from The Lord of The Rings) and I will be eternally grateful.

I learned how to do screen shots just for this LoTS Episode, Tears, thanks to this scene. I ended up with seven shots and could have done more; I have no idea why. *clears throat* Anyway he's about to say something in the shot so the full beauty of his face is not clear but that's OK, not really looking at his face. ; )


Damn it, why does the water have to be so reflective!

Thank you Hulu for all that you do.